Funny Love Quotes

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Sandra J. Dykes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
- Mae West
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen
By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying... Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
- Dorothy Parker
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the wedding cup,Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
- Coleridge
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Phyllis Diller
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
You call it madness, but I call it love.
- Don Byas
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- Pearl Bailey
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland
The sincerest love is the love of food.
- Bernard Shaw

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