What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- Pearl Bailey

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

The sincerest love is the love of food.
- Bernard Shaw

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
- Albert Einstein

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
-W. Somerset Maugham

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner